About

I'm Scottie. I'm 17 years old and I own a massive company. It's called Ableism Today.

This is actually just my satire site. I'm diagnosed with a bunch of evil disorders. I hate how I'm treated medically and socially so it's really funny to write joke articles/posts that mock misinformation. I can't keep letting gold rot in my notes app so I created this site to store everything. I will post when I have something but I need time. PATIENCE IS GREAT. Love it!!!

I'll write non-satire too. This is more of a personal thing for me. I only want to focus on my own issues. No suggestions.

The guy below is the mascot. You will see him around. He's based on my iconic Twitter pfp and I will monetize him once I gain an impressionable young audience who will buy my merch.

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Last updated July 7, 2025.